is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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