So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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