I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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