You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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