is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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