Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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