i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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