Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just threw up on my dentist
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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