the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
