You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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