She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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