We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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