Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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