Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
only you would photoshop your dick
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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