Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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