chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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