I heard we made out
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I would fuck him just for his dog
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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