Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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