so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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