Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
im holly from the hills drunk
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
