no, he came in my armpit
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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