break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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