whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
