her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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