I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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