Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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