You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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