OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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