I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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