I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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