Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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