so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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