he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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