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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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