I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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