i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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go home
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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