I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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