Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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