Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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