people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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