Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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