So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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