I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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