i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My friends, they love my intelligence
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
