Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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