What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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