its not stalking. its research.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
