That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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