You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
