Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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