i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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