508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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