as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
how does that bad decision feel?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
